I have never claimed to be an expert on anything; a detached causal observer yes, but no expert. But in the case of the god-damned Afghanistan War, I gotta say the “plan” appears like insanity times ten. First off, before you do any-mother-fucking-thing you must have clear cut goals as to what you want to achieve and at what cost. (Maybe one of you enlightened “Teabaggers” that like to send me threatening e-mails while hiding behind your computers jerking off to Sarah Palin pictures could provide me with the answer). What is said goal in this Afghanistan War? The last person to conquer that shit-hole was Genghis Khan and that was waaaaay back in 1218.

So maybe a better question is why are we letting our soldiers get killed and maimed there? Is it to keep the opium flowing freely? Is it the natural gas pipeline fantasy? Or is it all the lithium (for batteries) that the Pentagon claims is there. Our old pals in Moscow (allegedly) discovered the lithium 30 years ago, you know; when they tried their version of an Afghanistan War. We all know how that one worked out. The Russians thought they were hot shit until we hooked up the Taliban with surface to air missiles and other high-powered-state-of-the-art weaponry. You know, the same shit they are firing at us now. Thanks (little) Dick Cheney, it is good to see that you are still a low-rent cocksucker after all these years.

I could be wrong on this but here is my theory: The national unemployment rate is 20%; don’t believe the government bullshit of 10%, period. If we brought all the military people home, took away the sweet-heart deals the Pentagon cuts with their preferred contractors (FUCK YOU HALLIBURTON) it would make the unemployment rate sky rocket and there wouldn’t be enough tax-payer money to bail out the Wall Street “Too Big To Fail” shit-sucking leeches this time around.

So folks, you better get used to “This Years WarTM” and working in the fast food industry. I picked a wonderful time to restart a record label.

And if you read this far down the page, hey “Teabaggers”, go ass-fuck yourselves!

Big Thanks to Some Good People:

Drebski, Hubbard, Big Walt, Mike @ Archer Pressing, Joe in Cali for the new website (we owe you big time!), James & Family @ Fingerprints, Stacey & The Doll Parts, Mitch, and of course my boys Bubbles and Corey & Trevor.

Stiff