I’m really getting pissed about this oil gusher that all the experts in  private industry  can’t seem to stop.  Now these supposed free market/enterprise fucks are  screaming for the  government to fix the spill.  News flash: the government didn’t cause  the gusher, Halliburton  and British Petroleum did.  Rush Limbaugh weighed in on the spill (quite  heavily), with his  unique brand of wisdom by stating that it will keep people off “his  beachfront” property. I’m  almost certain that when oil drenched beached whales start washing up on  “his beachfront” that  he could strip down and the causal onlooker would have a pretty hard  time discerning between  said whale and Rush. 

Bottom line is nobody has a clue how to stop this  cluster fuck.  The good  news is my partner Hubbard and I have come up with a simple solution,  put the “Dick In The  Hole”.  Consider who is most responsible for this problem.  I’ll give  you a clue (Bush/Cheney  and their hands off approach to big oil).  Now who is the biggest Dick  on this rock we call  Earth?  Answer: Dick Cheney.  Let’s shove Big Dick in the hole, followed  by the Little Bush.   It might not work but it would rid humanity of a couple of shit stains  which is a good start.

END NOTES: We have a couple of new contributors/writers here at Stiff  Pole – Jason “Mutt”  Hubbard (the youngest of the Hubbard Litter), and Doug from Last Great  Hope (and more notably  from Venice, Florida).  So enjoy their musings.  I thank them from the  bottom of my baboon heart.